i like him a lot.
No, I ain’t talkin about no soccer player.
Sure, he’s great and all but he sure ain’t gonna behead me!
There’s no way he’s the vacuum I saw on the cruise cuz he’s not THAT clean!
And I guess he kinda makes up witty rhymes here and there but he’s no Thoreau!
His name is Henry, and I actually know him but, that’s just not the one I’m talkin about man!
Yeah I may have dated him before but that was ages ago! Not THAT Henry!
The guy I’m talking about draws and all that but that’s just a totally different style!
Tomy’s chili cheese fries are always good for bribery, however.
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i totally need to be kicked for this one.
DISGUSTING
but i love it
that was the cutest post i’ve ever seen in my life.