∙April 23, 2008 ∙
7:16PM
Happy 28th Anniversary, Craig!
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Wow! Has it really been 7 months since I’ve started at Embark? Time has most definitely flown by FAST!
I must say that life has not been the same since HE left us, though. I don’t have anyone to doodle with. And I guess I don’t get beckoned to bring water to anyone anymore. Thanks for leaving us, JERK!
Anyway, it’s not the same not having anyone to pour my fake affection onto at work. No one else really wants to keep up with my pretend life as much as Craig did :(

The day he broke my heart.
Dear Craig,
Please come back to Embark.
Love,
Your best friend from 28 weeks ago.







1:50 PM
YOU <3 AN ANDROID.
CRAIG IS A ROBOT WITH SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH.
6:51 PM
Android > Darren.