Happy birthday, BFF James! You’re OLD!!! Thanks for being such a great sport all the time and going along with all the things I make you do!

Yesterday was SUCH an awesome day!

Originally, batz, Nancy and I were going to have a triangle date: dinner and a movie! Yes! But no one objected to Dan and Nissana joining us so it logically became a pentagonal date. MY FIRST EVER!!!

• Nancy’s ridiculous amount of Coke
• Gossiped for an hour or so and headed off to pick up Dan, the half Mexican who has a part time job being one of those card flickers at Vegas.
• Off we went to Montgomery to pick up Batz ($15?? $10?? FREE!!!!)
• Nancy telling Batz and me what to wear: He didn’t wear his tie but still won over Dan’s heart!! Tooooo many “That’s what she said” jokes!
• Remember, always be careful about CARMA!!!
• And so the night starts off with talks about Herpes sticks
• STDs vs. STIs (”Hey do you have STDs?” “No, I have STIs.” “That’s a tite car, k, let’s go do it.”)
• Nancy’s extreme QUICKNESS at getting that parking spot! Good JOB!
• Batz reserving the most intimate, dim-lit table in Genki Ramen for our pentagonal date! What a sweetie!!
• Nancy being the small penis in Nissana’s car HAHAHA
• “Hey, I can’t find it…” “Let me try to put my thing in your thing”
• HEEELLLAAAAAAAA x99999 asian people at Finishing the Game! “Is this movie about video games? And will they finish it??” <3 batzmaru
• Talks of dark alleyways
• Passing by all the Finishing the Game cast and crew people and not really paying attention so that we could just get a seat and watch movies HAHAH whoooopppsss
• The poor guy who sat next to us and heard us talk about our pentagonal date hahahahah (”Do you want to join us? We’d have to make it a hexagonal date tho…”)
• Seeing everyone and their moms at the movie (Stephen Wannnnn! Who is indirectly connected to Batz? WEEIIIRRDD!)
• Voicemail from Man of Dashboard covering Weezer’s El Scorcho! Uhh… awesome?!
• Calling V while at Family, where all the azn gangztaz hang out (that’s why we saw Victor there last time!!! It all makes sense!!)
• Batz being too awesome at pool.
• Lesson learned: yelling “boobies!” out before someone shoots doesn’t work. It’s a reverse jinx. They always do x10 better. It frickin motivates them to do well :~(
• Nancy slapped Batz when saying bye. HAHAH