Last Saturday, Brent planned and organized an Old Oakland bar hop challenge to take place after UFC112 with our regular fight-watcher friends.
What was the occasion?
Well, the boys just like to drink. But more importantly for ME (heh!), I officially declared a week before to Brent and Norvelle that I was intent on building my tolerance back up. Yes. That’s right. After about three years of not being to handle more than half of a “girly” mixed drink, I wanna get back in on the action! Only some of my friends knew me during the very short time period in college where I actually could hold my own. So, when I passed out on Norvelle’s couch after having 3/4 of a Blue Moon two weeks ago, I don’t blame J for not believing that I ever at any point could take more than 5 shots. I’m a-comin’ back, baby!! (Slowly. Granny pace please.) On that note, thanks for slipping in “Ol Stelly” into the bar hop event name, Brent! This is QUITE the occasion for me!
I can’t recap the bar hop night without mentioning what a whack night the UFC fight was. FIRST of all, Comcast’s server was down or some crap and we couldn’t even watch the first hour of the Pay-per-view event that we already ordered!! (We started to watch MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT SQUID to keep ourselves entertained–10 minutes well-spent, imo thx.) Then… how the eff did the Lightweight belt get passed from BJ Penn to Frankie Edgar?? “50-45!?” is what the guys kept saying. And I won’t even get into the Silva fight. It was the weirdest fight ever for the guys, and it was a great way to deal with it by… bar hopping!
Who attended?
Ben, Sam, Janelle, Eric, Eugenia, J, Greg, Norvelle, Calvin, Brent, and lil ‘Ol Stelly!
What’s the challenge?
5 bars. Have one drink at each stop. You get bonus points for each additional drink you have at one location. That is, at one location, first drink is one point; second drink is two additional points; third drink is three additional points, etc. Person with the most points at the end of the night wins (or loses, depending on how bad it gets)!
Who made it through the hop?
Haaaaaaahhhhh! You will seeeee!!
First Stop: Penelope
http://www.yelp.com/biz/penelope-oakland
Clay St., between 11th and 12th St. (base of the Ask.com building!)
Small bar, which the 11 of us kinda took over. Man and I slip up to the bar and asked our new friend (I looked up his name! It’s Tung!) what we should drink: “Hi. Look, I drink girly drinks. What should I get?” He recommended this suuupppperrr delicious mixed drink that I TOTALLY forgot the name of!
“What’s the occasion,” Tung asks.
“Oh, we’re bar hopping!”
And he said we could have $3 tequila shots for all! (I skipped.) Hurrah!

Hello, from Penelope!
What better way to track our drink/point counts than to mark it on our heads with a pen? The awesome bartender at Penelope even donated a Sharpie to us!
That’s right. Sharpie marks to the head. Were we drunk at this point? Absolutely not. That’s just how we roll.

Second Stop: The Trappist!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-trappist-oakland
Oh, our beloved local jewel that everyone knows about now! No Oakland pub night is fulfilled without going to this Oakland favorite! I have to admit, I don’t even really like beer too much anymore, but Trappists’ beers are alwwaayyss very yummy and so different.
Luckily, we got two tables in the back of the bar! Winner! I join the guys up at the front bar and I admit honestly to the bartender, “Hi! I like girly drinks. What do you recommend?” I got the Oud Beersel Framboise, a sour beer that basically tasted like grape/grapefruit juice! Winnnneerrrr! Might as well rack up the points with something good right? I had two! AND I stayed awake!
I think the fun with the sharpie started happening here.. uhohs. We definitely played, bra straps got undone, there were “boats and hoes,” and some of us even joined the PEN FIFTEEN CLUB!!! ZOMG!

Point count at the end of this venue?
Ben: 6
Norvelle: 9?!
Brent: 6
Me: 4
(No clear forehead indications from these ppl — I’m making these up to make my point-count look awesome:)
Eugenia: 2?
Janelle: 1? 2?
Eric: PEN15
J: 2?
Calvin: BOATS N HOES – 3? 4?
Greg: 2? 3?
Third Stop: Pacific Coast Brewing Company
http://www.yelp.com/biz/pacific-coast-brewing-company-oakland

Okay, first of all, why didn’t we come here earlier so we could get some effin’ FRIES before the kitchen closed?! And second, ERIC! Why did you get us all beers?!?!
Is it safe to say that these beers messed. us. up? I drank maybe a quarter and I didn’t want no mo. We sat there and cradled our beers, whining about how we wanted food (taco truck, Nation’s, Sun Hong Kong, chicken and waffles, anything that came to mind), sang our renditions of Lin Yu Chun’s I Will Always Love You. I’m not really sure what happened to the rest of my beer but I definitely didn’t want it anymore.
People that finished their beers at this point?
Greg
Calvin
J
Eugenia (Brent says Eugenia took the rest of his beer before he could finish it–did she finish Norvelle’s too?)

Monster.
Fourth Stop: Levende East
Fourth Stop: Liege
http://www.yelp.com/biz/liege-spirits-lounge-oakland
Why even try at this point? Wait, did I accidentally tell someone that I wanted a drink? Fuck. Screw it, can we just play in the photo booth in the back instead??




At this point, we were all pretty plastered with the exception of the DDs. We probably walked in there SOOO loud–I mean we’re ALREADY loud as is when we’re sober–with no reservations? Teehee! ^_^; Anyway, the guys got drinks, someone got a Sex-on-the-Beach for me that I didn’t remember asking for and had no intention of even tasting. (Sorry whoever bought that! <3)

No mas! No mas!
Did anyone even drink anything here? Greg did… well… he had like three drinks here… more of this to come. I think Calvin finished his drink here? I don’t anyone else was able to finish their stuff or even had anything here.
But yes… that photo booth! Sooo fun! Thank you to the good man that found out how to retrieve our pics from the hidden slot in the machine!
I think we were all at our wits end at this point. On to FOOD!!
Wrapping Up the Night at Sun Hong Kong (New Gold Medal)
Man, we were SO hungry when we got here. I mean… we WERE right? All I know is the waiter came over and I automatically started ordering:
- Beef chow fun
- Yeurng Jow Fried Rice
- Singaporean Vermicelli Noodles
- Fish/Chicken Jook (SUPER HUGE ORDER–my bad guys! ^_^;;)
- Wonton mein
- The crispy fried noodle dish that someone else said
- And Eric added in the Hoi-nan chicken dish

So we’re all happy la-la-la, eating all our delicious foods and then we notice that Greg’s been in the bathroom for a bit. DUN DUN DUNNNNN Greg had a drink at every venue we went to for the bar hop but *Zoolander-esque David Bowie slap down* DIS-qualified! Very close win!! So.. who actually had a drink at every place? Calvin?? I think so?!??
How did we finish all that food? I mean, when I started eating, I realized I couldn’t really eat much at all. I probably had one sip of the wonton mein soup and like a spoon of the gigantic jook (later to endearingly be named “upside-down jook”), and maybe like two noodles. Ahh well…
In conclusion, I’m very happy to say that we ALL had a SUPER GREAT time at our first Old (Stelly) Bar Hop Challenge! Annnndddd I actually had THREE drinks in one night! In less than a couple of hours! :D I willllll come back! Thanks to Janelle and Greg for all these photos!
Want to see the rest of our ridiculous photos with tallymarks (and other such things) on our heads? Lots more pics here »
Love you all! <3














































