I’m not who you think I am.
I’m not the stereotypes you think of me as.
I will never be who you want me to be.
A long time ago, I promised myself that I could make myself different, that I WOULD be special. Like any other low self esteemed adolescent, I mentally had a hard time [...]

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It was Friday night. What better to do than…

to go play with all of Eugenia’s nephews toys while he’s passed out!!!!!!!!! Notice how she shows little or no interest in joining me.but all along i knew, deep down inside……..

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[19:19] strangleberry: like i was sittin gin the back of the room
[19:19] strangleberry: and sean came back
[19:19] strangleberry: and he said i was as red as a beet
[19:19] strangleberry: and kenny said he could smell alky from the aisle
[19:19] strangleberry: and everyone who saw me was like did you drink?
[19:19] strangleberry: omg it’s 6pm!
haaaahahahahaha
i miss [...]

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1.) Where did you ring in 2006?
Steve’s place with the boys. Drunken madness. I passed out before midnight. I rock.
2.) What was your status by Valentine’s Day?
this question is stated as if I was planning to achieve something by then!
3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)?
BA baaabbbyyy
4.) How did you earn your keep?
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I really am.
it’s good to know i’m out of my bum phase and back to productivity. back to LIVING! WOOOHOOO!!
All the best DJs are saving
The slowest song for last
When the dance is through
It’s me and you
Come on would it really be so bad?
Today, I made lasagna. I’m gonna perfect it like I did my “special” [...]

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